For anyone who didn’t manage to sit through all the turgid,
lying drivel of the 'Queen's Speech', (note for overseas readers - in the UK what's known as the 'Queen's Speech' is actually the Government's Speech, but ministers are anxious to get someone else to share the blame) below are the main points. I bet the Queen was delighted she had a sick note and didn’t have to
read this guff out.
1. We will defend democracy in Ukraine, but not in the UK obviously, where anyone who does not bow down to worship the Great God Brexit and the heroic achievements of Chairman Johnson HAD BETTER WATCH OUT.
2. We appreciate that a lot of you can’t afford to eat or put the lights on, but don’t worry. We will be delivering you a whole pile of BREXIT BENEFITS (details to be announced in due course).
3. We will use the OPPORTUNITIES OF BREXIT, which makes our economy smaller, to make our economy bigger.
We accept NO RESPONSIBILITY for any policies that may prove defective.
Is this all right, Vladimir?
Boris Johnson’s Conservative ‘government’.
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