Dear Vladimir,
I’m sorry about the
delay in getting the trade war with the EU underway, but now we’re motoring. I’m
as keen as you are to destroy the EU. I know perfectly well how embarrassing it
is to have neighbours who are more prosperous, more efficient and more
democratic.
Of course I am aware
that without your money, bots, lies, dirty tricks, etc. I would never have got my
job, but you have to understand I’m in a very tight corner. Even some of the
foolish people who voted for Brexit have begun to see through my lies! So, apologies once again that it has taken so long.
And I appreciate you
invading Ukraine so the mendacious right wing press and my stupid MPs could
trot out the line about: ‘We can’t change prime minister! There’s a war on!’
And I can understand
that you’re cross about me sending weapons to Ukraine, but you have to see it
from my point of view. This has got to look good! If too many people start to
think I am in your pay and in your pocket, the outlook for me could be really bleak.
Onwards and upwards!
Your friend in the FUK (Former United Kingdom)
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