The one in central Vienna also went up in 1945 within months of the end of the war. Locals refer to it rather unkindly as the 'Monument to the Unknown Looter'. The memorials gave the Russians a useful foothold in the West, with guards stationed by the one in Berlin, while Putin was a regular visitor to Vienna's. If he goes back now, he'll find the huge wall at the back has been painted in the colours of Ukraine.
Monday, 22 September 2025
I-Spy Vienna. The Russian War Memorial
Tuesday, 19 March 2024
I-Spy Paris: war memorial to the Tsar's troops
In 1916, Tsar Nicholas II of Russia sent 20,000 Russian troops to help France fight the Germans on the Western Front. Above is the memorial in Paris to the 5,000 who were killed.
Tsarist Russia was part of the Triple Entente with France and Britain, lining up against the Central Powers of Germany, the Austro-Hungarian Empire and the Ottoman Empire.
Tsar Nicholas would be killed by the Bolsheviks as the Russian Empire collapsed. The First World War also brought an end to the German Empire, and the Austro-Hungarian and Ottoman Empires were dismantled.
Wednesday, 9 November 2022
Nightmare in Brexitland: The Crown returns! But here's the scene you won't see
Take your seats for the new series of The Crown. But here's the scene you won't be seeing. Its contents were exclusively revealed in this blog on 13 September 2020. Now read on:
Boris Johnson's 115th Dream
Boris and Carrie are sitting watching television.
‘Oh great! The Crown!’
‘Oh yes. World-beating! But wait a minute, Carrie. That caption says May 3, 2021. None of this has happened yet. How can they know about it?’
‘Shh. I’m trying to watch the programme.’
‘Oh God! I don’t look like that. Surely they could have found somebody better looking! And he’s nearly bald! Where’s the phone. I’m going to get on to that new head honcho we put in – Davey Somebody – and make him take this off.’
‘Boris! It’s not the BBC, it’s Netflix. Now shut up and listen.’
‘Oh. I was expecting to see the Queen.’
A hint of a mirthless smile flickers beneath an impressive moustache. ‘I’m afraid Her Majesty is otherwise engaged. She asked me to see you on her behalf.’
‘Hold on! I recognise you. You’re Tommy Lascelles. You were in the last series or the one before. You can’t meet me, because you’re dead.’
Unlike his interlocutor, the urbane functionary is not in the least nonplussed. ‘Don’t believe everything you read on Wikipedia, Mr Johnson. It sometimes…….exaggerates.’
‘You mean “prime minister”’
‘Mr Johnson.’ The mirthless smile was back.
‘Well, the point is that once parliament has passed this ‘Unilateral Cancellation of EU Trade Agreement Bill’, I’ll need HMQ to give the Royal Assent pronto, so we can implement the populi voluntatem without delay and all that.’
‘And, of course, if you ask Her Majesty to take that action, she will have to comply.’
‘Exactly.’
‘Which is precisely why you will not do it.’
‘What do you mean, Lascelles? You can’t obstruct the will of the people.’
‘I have here a few papers for your perusal.’ (The phrase: ‘Restricted. Top Secret. Not for Fatman’s eyes’ is fleetingly visible on one.)
‘Oh. I’ll take them back to number 10. Dom reads that kind of stuff for me.’
‘The papers will not be leaving this room, and, Mr Cummings is (Lascelles consults his watch) as of now, ‘a guest of Her Majesty’, as I think they say in the films. Apparently something about his time in Russia?’
‘There’s no point trying to frighten me about leaking stuff to the press. The ephemerides are all in my pocket and the BBC daren’t sneeze without my say so.’
The immaculately turned out royal servant produces a newspaper and eases it across the table. ‘If the papers I showed you a moment ago are too voluminous, perhaps you might cast your eye over this?’
“‘Bang Up Boris’ call. Gove poised for No 10.” What’s this?
‘The front page of tomorrow morning’s (Lascelles raises his eyebrows and utters the next word as though wiping something nasty off the sole of his Berluti Oxford) Sun. I managed to persuade them to tone it down from ‘string up’ to ‘bang up’.’
‘That bastard Gove! It’s a fake, Rupert would never do this to me.’
‘If you examine the papers I suggested you should read, you will see that some (the pause is followed by the same tone of voice used for ‘Sun’) gentlemen who had hoped to profit from certain actions of yours felt they had not received the degree of forewarning you promised, and so have not profited as much as they had anticipated.’
‘Can I get my mobile?’
‘As you know, these audiences are strictly mobile-free.’
‘Then I need to get back to Number 10 right now.’
‘I’m afraid that won’t be possible. Some kind of security alert. The police say there’s a suspected criminal in the building. However (it’s that mirthless smile again) should you wish to avail yourself of a generous offer from President Putin, you may leave now and take asylum in Krasnoyarsk.’
‘What the hell is that?’
‘A place in Siberia. The president has provided special transport from here to the airport, and your flight leaves in a couple of hours. Aeroflot. I’m afraid he couldn’t get business class.’
‘You can’t do this. I’m the prime minister! I’m the prime minister!’
Sunday, 17 July 2022
Brexitwatch: the fall of Johnson. Did I get it right?
So, Boris Johnson, the great liar has finally gone (sort of). Back in September 2020, I prophesied how he might fall. Want to check how close I was? Here's what I wrote:
SUNDAY, 13 SEPTEMBER 2020
Brexitwatch: this wasn't meant to happen! Part 3 - Boris Johnson's 115th Dream
‘Oh great! Season 4 of ‘The Crown’!’
‘Oh yes. World-beating! But wait a minute, Carrie. That caption says May 3, 2021. None of this has happened yet. How can they know about it?’
‘Shh. I’m trying to watch the programme.’
‘Oh God! I don’t look like that. Surely they could have found somebody better looking! And he’s nearly bald! Where’s the phone. I’m going to get on to that new head honcho we put in – Davey Somebody – and make him take this off.’
‘Boris! It’s not the BBC, it’s Netflix. Now shut up and listen.’
‘Oh. I was expecting to see the Queen.’
A hint of a mirthless smile flickers beneath an impressive moustache. ‘I’m afraid Her Majesty is otherwise engaged. She asked me to see you on her behalf.’
‘Hold on! I recognise you. You’re Tommy Lascelles. You were in the last series or the one before. You can’t see me, because you’re dead.’
Unlike his interlocutor, the urbane functionary is not in the least nonplussed. ‘Don’t believe everything you read on Wikipedia, Mr Johnson. It sometimes…….exaggerates.’
‘You mean “prime minister”’
‘Mr Johnson.’ The mirthless smile was back.
‘Well, the point is that once parliament has passed this ‘Unilateral Cancellation of EU Trade Agreement Bill’, I’ll need HMQ to give the Royal Assent pronto, so we can implement the populi voluntatem without delay and all that.’
‘And, of course, if you ask Her Majesty to take that action, she will have to comply.’
‘Exactly.’
‘Which is precisely why you will not do it.’
‘What do you mean, Lascelles? You can’t obstruct the will of the people.’
‘I have here a few papers for your perusal.’ (The phrase: ‘Restricted. Top Secret. Not for Fatman’s eyes’ are fleetingly visible on one.)
‘Oh. I’ll take them back to number 10. Dom reads that kind of stuff for me.’
‘The papers will not be leaving this room, and, Mr Cummings is (Lascelles consults his watch) as of now, ‘a guest of Her Majesty’, as I think they say in the films. Apparently something about his time in Russia?’
‘There’s no point trying to frighten me about leaking stuff to the press. The ephemerides are all in my pocket and the BBC daren’t sneeze without my say so.’
The immaculately turned out royal servant produces a newspaper and eases it across the table. ‘If the papers I showed you a moment ago are too voluminous, perhaps you might cast your eye over this?’
“‘Bang Up Boris’ call. Gove poised for No 10.” What’s this?
‘The front page of tomorrow morning’s (Lascelles raises his eyebrows and utters the next word as though wiping something nasty off the sole of his Berluti Oxford) Sun. I managed to persuade them to tone it down from ‘string up’ to ‘bang up’.’
‘That bastard Gove! It’s a fake, Rupert would never do this to me.’
‘If you examine the papers I suggested you should read, you will see that some (the pause is followed by the same tone of voice used for ‘Sun’) gentlemen who had hoped to profit from certain actions of yours felt they had not received the degree of forewarning you promised, and so have not profited as much as they had anticipated.’
‘Can I get my mobile?’
‘As you know, these audiences are strictly mobile-free.’
‘Then I need to get back to Number 10 right now.’
‘I’m afraid that won’t be possible. Some kind of security alert. The police say there’s a suspected criminal in the building. However (it’s that mirthless smile again) should you wish to avail yourself of a generous offer from President Putin, you may leave now and take asylum in Krasnoyarsk.’
‘What the hell is that?’
‘A place in Siberia. The president has provided special transport from here to the airport, and your flight leaves in a couple of hours. Aeroflot. I’m afraid he couldn’t get business class.’
‘You can’t do this. I’m the prime minister! I’m the prime minister!’
Sunday, 13 September 2020
Brexitwatch: this wasn't meant to happen! Part 3 - Boris Johnson's 115th Dream
‘Oh great! Season 4 of ‘The Crown’!’
‘Oh yes.
World-beating! But wait a minute, Carrie. That caption says May 3, 2021. None
of this has happened yet. How can they know about it?’
‘Shh. I’m trying to
watch the programme.’
‘Oh God! I don’t
look like that. Surely they could have found somebody better looking! And he’s
nearly bald! Where’s the phone. I’m
going to get on to that new head honcho we put in – Davey Somebody – and make
him take this off.’
‘Boris! It’s not the BBC, it’s Netflix. Now
shut up and listen.’
‘Oh. I was expecting to see the Queen.’
A hint of a mirthless smile flickers beneath
an impressive moustache. ‘I’m afraid Her Majesty is otherwise engaged. She
asked me to see you on her behalf.’
‘Hold on! I recognise you. You’re Tommy Lascelles. You
were in the last series or the one before. You can’t see me, because you’re
dead.’
Unlike his interlocutor, the urbane
functionary is not in the least nonplussed. ‘Don’t believe everything you read
on Wikipedia, Mr Johnson. It sometimes…….exaggerates.’
‘You mean “prime minister”’
‘Mr Johnson.’ The mirthless smile was back.
‘Well, the point is that once parliament has
passed this ‘Unilateral Cancellation of EU Trade Agreement Bill’, I’ll need HMQ
to give the Royal Assent pronto, so we can implement the populi voluntatem without delay and all that.’
‘And, of course, if you ask Her Majesty to take
that action, she will have to comply.’
‘Exactly.’
‘Which is precisely why you will not do it.’
‘What do you mean, Lascelles? You can’t
obstruct the will of the people.’
‘I have here a few papers for your perusal.’
(The phrase: ‘Restricted. Top Secret. Not for Fatman’s eyes’ are fleetingly visible
on one.)
‘Oh. I’ll take them back to number 10. Dom
reads that kind of stuff for me.’
‘The papers will not be leaving this room,
and, Mr Cummings is (Lascelles consults his watch) as of now, ‘a guest of Her
Majesty’, as I think they say in the films. Apparently something about his time
in Russia?’
‘There’s no point trying to frighten me
about leaking stuff to the press. The ephemerides are all in my pocket
and the BBC daren’t sneeze without my say so.’
The immaculately turned out royal servant
produces a newspaper and eases it across the table. ‘If the papers I showed you
a moment ago are too voluminous, perhaps you might cast your eye over this?’
“‘Bang Up Boris’ call. Gove poised for No
10.” What’s this?
‘The front page of tomorrow morning’s
(Lascelles raises his eyebrows and utters the next word as though wiping
something nasty off the sole of his Berluti Oxford) Sun. I
managed to persuade them to tone it down from ‘string up’ to ‘bang up’.’
‘That bastard Gove! It’s a fake, Rupert
would never do this to me.’
‘If you examine the papers I suggested you
should read, you will see that some (the pause is followed by the same tone of
voice used for ‘Sun’) gentlemen who had hoped to profit from
certain actions of yours felt they had not received the degree of forewarning
you promised, and so have not profited as much as they had anticipated.’
‘Can I get my mobile?’
‘As you know, these audiences are strictly mobile-free.’
‘Then I need to get back to Number 10 right
now.’
‘I’m afraid that won’t be possible. Some
kind of security alert. The police say there’s a suspected criminal in the
building. However (it’s that mirthless smile again) should you wish to avail
yourself of a generous offer from President Putin, you may leave now and take
asylum in Krasnoyarsk.’
‘What the hell is that?’
‘A place in Siberia. The president has
provided special transport from here to the airport, and your flight leaves in
a couple of hours. Aeroflot. I’m afraid he couldn’t get business class.’
‘You can’t do this. I’m the prime minister!
I’m the prime minister!’
Friday, 24 July 2020
Brexitwatch: how incuriosity is killing British democracy. Part 2
Friday, 29 May 2020
Cummingsgate: Why isn't Cummings going?
It is clear now that come hell, high water or Preston Guild, as they used to say when I was a lad, Boris Johnson is not going to sack lockdown buster Dominic Cummings, so unless Conservative MPs suddenly find the guts to remove Johnson, the 'adviser' is not going anywhere. But with 100 Tory MPs voicing their dissatisfaction publicly, and, we're told, many more privately, Johnson has had to spend political capital like it was going out of style to hang on to Cummings. So why?
1. Loyalty? This is the easiest explanation to dismiss. Johnson has betrayed wives, children, David Cameron, Theresa May, the ERG, the DUP, the new Tory voters in Red Wall seats, etc., etc. The only person to whom Johnson has ever exhibited loyalty is himself.
2. Cummings is so brilliant, he's indispensable? Not on the evidence of the last few weeks, surely? The government's response to coronavirus has been an error-strewn disaster. Plainly Johnson isn't much enamoured of work, and needs someone to do it on his behalf, but it's hard to believe Cummings is the only man known to the government capable of this.
3. Brexit? Do all roads lead here? Brexit has always been a house of cards. Even four years after the referendum (and decades after some to them started plotting), the Brexiters are still incapable of coming up with any credible alternative to EU membership. Brexit has always been a house of cards, and the Cummings card is right at the base. Does Johnson fear that removing it will bring the whole rotten edifice crashing down. (This might also explain why Cummings hasn't apologised. Maybe he and Johnson judged that any admission of fallibility, however small, could threaten Brexit.)
4. Does Cummings know too much? The question so courageously put to a Conservative MP by BBC interviewer Simon McCoy. Certainly if Johnson got on the wrong side of his 'adviser', there would be great danger that beans would be spilt - on Brexit, political funding, Russia (what was Cummings doing there for three years exactly?) or other things we as yet know nothing of. And it may not be only Johnson he knows too much about. What about all those other Tories who tumbled over each other in their haste to defend Cummings?
My own bet is answer is 3 or 4, or possibly both.
Wednesday, 27 May 2020
Cummingsgate: seeing the point of the eye test
'I had to break the lock-down to drive my wife to a local beauty spot on her birthday in order to test my eyes' has rightly been seized on as the funniest part of Dominic Cummings' full-of-holes attempt at justifying his lockdown busting, and it has inspired many good jokes, but perhaps we're missing the point of it.
And of Cummings' attempts to fake an article he claimed to have written last year predicting coronavirus. It was apparently a fabrication so crude that any data scientist could detect it in their sleep.
Remember when Russian agents tried to murder Sergei Skripal and his daughter in Salisbury in 2018? They later appeared on Russian television delivering excuses so implausible that, in any other context, they would have been comic, claiming they came to England to see the 'wonderful town' of Salisbury with its 'famous cathedral.'
But we weren't meant to believe them. The excuses were intended to be risible to illustrate the Russians' contempt for us. The message was: 'we're lying. You know we're lying. We know you know we're lying, but we don't care. Because we're more powerful than you, and there's nothing you can do about it, so we're not even going to bother making up a credible story.'
The message from Cummings' implausible account is the same: 'I know you don't believe this, but you're not even worth lying to properly. I'm the elite, and you're the plebs. You do as I tell you. I do as I like.'
Monday, 6 November 2017
Brexitwatch: a bad week for the Brexiters
Saturday, 31 December 2016
How humans have tried to control storms
Tuesday, 28 July 2015
Srebrenica - the battle over its history
Twenty years ago this month, 8,000 Bosnian Muslims were murdered by Serb forces at Srebrenica in the worst mass murder in Europe since World War Two. It was condemned as genocide by the UN war crimes tribunal in The Hague, and also by the International Court of Justice.
But Serb leaders deny the massacre was genocide, arguing that Serb victims of the wars that followed Yugoslavia's break-up have been forgotten, and a recent UN Security Council resolution denouncing it was vetoed by Russia.
Today Bosnia is split between Serb, Bosnian and Croat run sectors. Bosnian children learn all about the massacre, while Bosnian Croat children hear little about it, and Bosnian Serb children are taught that its mastermind, Ratko Mladic, currently on trial at The Hague, was a hero.
Srebrenica has never recovered, but one bright spot in the story is the absence of inter-communal revenge killings, though worryingly last month ISIS released a video calling on Balkan Muslims to murder their non-Muslim neighbours.
Friday, 19 December 2014
Attacks on schools
Sunday, 20 July 2014
Civilian airliners shot down by the military
Wednesday, 18 December 2013
Joseph Stalin - unhappy birthday
On this day........134 years ago, Joseph Stalin was born. The Russian Communist dictator went on to be one of the greatest mass murderers in history, being responsible for the deaths of perhaps 30 million people.
In 1928, he embarked on a forced collectivisation of Soviet agriculture, but millions of peasants would have nothing to do with it, often slaughtering their animals rather than hand them over to the state. Hundreds of thousands of villagers died as they were marched off to Siberia.
Even when famine swept through the Ukraine in 1932, the government carried on seizing grain from farmers. How many died? ‘No one was counting’, shrugged Khrushchev, then one of Stalin’s aides. An official estimate in 1990 put the number at four million, but many believe it was far more.
Then came the purges - intellectuals, artists, engineers, army officers, police chiefs, communist officials, people who had made an unwise comment. Millions were sent to the gulags, where the commandants were given a quota of inmates - 28% - who had to be shot or otherwise punished for anti-state agitation.
For more, see A Disastrous History of the World.
Sunday, 11 August 2013
Deadly tunnel
Thursday, 11 July 2013
Exploding trains
Saturday, 16 February 2013
Cameras and meteorites
* A cabbie writes, and recommends my book! Thank you. see p10 http://www.dac-callsign.com/13/Jan13/CallSignJan2013.pdf













